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Joke of the Day
"Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become."
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"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."
"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the woman that make it hard."
"If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don't try and out clever me with your comment. I don't come over and blow out your candles on your cake."
"What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating."
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night."
"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra? Because ""B"" shells would be too small!"