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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."

"WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR WORK? BECAUSE IT OVERSWEPT."

"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."

"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"

"What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior? Yall nailed it."

"if you're drinking after midnight on a saturday you're really just getting a jump on the church crowd"

"What comes after 69? A funeral"

"If Jesus played soccer, what position would he play? Not on the wing, he doesn't do well with crosses."

"Is that really your rectal temperature? Nah, I just pulled it out of my ass."

"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"