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Joke of the Day

"The ending of ""Romeo and Juliet"" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married."

"I shower with a suicide note in case I slip and die, at least I can make it look intentional instead of stupid."

"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain."

"""If I wanted to see a clown, I would have gone to the circus."" What I actually said: ""Yes, Claire, you're makeup looks lovely today!"""

"Dude goes to convenience store and asks for cigarettes, gets one and warning reads "" Smoking can cause impotency"" politely asks ""Bro, give me the pack that causes cancer"""

"Knock Knock *Who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET"

"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."

"So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder. Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"