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Joke of the Day
"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"
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"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"
"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"
"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"
"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."
"Killing enemies give you XP But killing level 0 enemies is pointless."
"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"
"It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra."
"Today I've decided to rename things in the office to start with ""i"" like Apple. There's iStapler, iPostitnotes, iWishitwasfriday..."
"Wanted: A pack of Polo's, Unopened. In Mint condition"