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Joke of the Day

"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"

"*walks into door on street, looks around* Whew...no one saw me... One year later... *watching TV* *sees self on Funniest Videos*"

"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""

"You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver is on."

"I asked a Mexican man how he was voting in the next election. He was on the fence."

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."

"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."

"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."

"TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy."

"Nothing cuts deeper than an insult with bad grammar and a spelling mistake."