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Joke of the Day
"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"
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"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplanes do. So watch your ass."
"I had no idea Instagram was down until a girl in front of me at Starbucks cancelled her order, saying ""Instagram is down it's useless"""
"It's amazing the little things you learn about your kids as they grow everyday. For example today I learned my 3yo is kind of a mean drunk."
"What's the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope"
"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"
"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"
"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."
"Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me."
"I just don't get it...My wife's friends come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."