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Joke of the Day
"What video game console can you not be upset while playing? The Nomad"
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"I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away."
"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"
"Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped."
"I thought I was wrong once.... but I was mistaken."
"Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn't happy. He really pushed me over The Edge."
"What kind of moron invented the fire blanket Surely fire is warm enough already?"
"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."
"What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate"
"What does Sonic say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast"