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Joke of the Day
"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."
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"I went door-to-door today telling my neighbors I'm a registered sex offender so they'll keep their damn kids out of my yard."
"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""
"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."
"The best things in life aren't things."
"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."
"My Acquaintance said he'd make a better electrician than me. I told that cunt I wouldn't be too phased."
"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean."
"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"