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Joke of the Day
"It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra."
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"Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station? Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car."
"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
"Last night my girlfriend fell asleep before me, so I decided to lick her pussy until she woke up. This morning she asked why the cat seemed afraid of me."
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"Did you hear what happened to the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He's dead."
"What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An ovary-action."
"""Going bald? Shave your head and grow a goatee! People will think you're tough, not bald!"" - stupid assholes"
"I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday. I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it."
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"