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Joke of the Day
"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"
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"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."
"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."
"""What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?"" Gnomenclature."
"Joke about the word joke There has to be one, there's a joke about everything, but I just can't find it, do any of you know a good joke or pun about the word joke?"
"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
"How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !"
"Did you hear about Draymond Green's new comedy road show? It's like Gallagher, but instead of watermelons he only smashes kiwis."
"What does Batman get in his drink? Just Ice"