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Joke of the Day
"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"
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"What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos? An Aristotalitarian Regime."
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"
"Dad i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, I'm not dad"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? A small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"
"Girls are like dead babies... There's several in my basement"
"What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners? No Direction."
"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."