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Joke of the Day

"I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'."

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"

"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."

"Mom said I should only date ""a good man"" and I was like HEAVENS TO BETSY I WISH I HAD KNOWN THIS PERTINENT INFORMATION BEFORE NOW."

"I bought a new thesaurus the other day. It's nothing to write house about."

"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."

"Why did Prince William lose his cool? He wasn't properly heir conditioned."

"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."

"Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school"