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Joke of the Day
"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."
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"Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their... Dramatic Paws"
"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."
"What separates man from animal? The Atlantic Ocean."
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned."
"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."
"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"What do you call a girl that can suck a lemon through a garden hose? Sweethaert. (an old one but still very very good)"