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Joke of the Day
"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."
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"I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare."
"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"
"Me- ""Sorry I can't"" Friend- ""Why not?"" M- ""Working on my book"" F- ""Neato! What about?"" M- ""It's a collection of ways to escape obligations"""
"Saw a man waiting for the bus who just stood there staring into the distance. It was as if he just didn't own a phone or something. Weird."
"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."
"Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst."
"When I asked my girlfriend what car she was going to buy... She said, ""I don't know. I just want something that gets me from A to B."" She's so stupid. No car is going to increase her cup size."
"What is a cowboy's favorite salad dressing? If you answered ""Ranch"", you are mistaken...it was a trick question. Cowboys don't eat salad."
"Oh, man! It really smells like upfoo in here!"