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Joke of the Day

"Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories? There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number."

"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."

"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"

"Bad news A doctor says to his patient: 'I'm afraid I've got bad news for you. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's disease'. The patient responds: 'Well, at least I don't have cancer'."

"Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."

"Have you heard about the record-setting farmer...? He's outstanding in his field"

"If you're ever wondering what I'm thinking, there's about a 96% chance I'm thinking about what & when I'm going to eat next."

"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."

"I really need someone to follow me around Target to say ""No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."""