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Joke of the Day

"Why did Prince William lose his cool? He wasn't properly heir conditioned."

"Tried to text ""playa"" but it changed it to ""player"" I must have the white iPhone."

"Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!"

"Show me a cannibal who gets sick on missionary stew... ...and I'll show you that you can't keep a good man down!"

"What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common? You guessed it: we're all white."

"What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice? ""Kneel in the grass and tie, son."""

"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"

"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"

"Marriage is like Comcast. Frustrating as hell and once a month you get screwed."

"Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force"