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Joke of the Day
"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."
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"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"
"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"
"Can't wait to walk down the aisle. The frozen food aisle. Marry me, ice cream."
"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"
"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science"
"Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !"
"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."