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Joke of the Day

"My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading."

"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."

"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."

"It doesn't take much to be a president... ... a liter of the country."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? An obscure number you've probably never heard of......"

"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"

"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"

"Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!"

"What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"

"What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it? It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."