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Joke of the Day
"If Russia invaded Turkey from behind, will Greece help?"
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"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"Misery: Hello there! Company: I have a boyfriend..."
"Some people say that I'm too vague."
"Never give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, ""the blacks."" Racist fucking babies."
"How fuckin' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!"
"Did you hear about the wave of arrests of Mexican immigrants for theft and rape? Many suspect that the charges are *trumped* up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!"
"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."
"Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm."