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Joke of the Day
"Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms."
Next Joke
"What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November."
"3 women in a bar.. talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage one fits a cocumber and the other one slides down the bar stool."
"Let's turn that frown upside down! ** **does handstand** **"
"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."
"I saw an amateur ventriloquist the other night. The performance was a little wooden."
"Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile."
"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"
"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"
"[Cat Businessmen] ""Geez, Phil, you look exhausted. Being a new father is tough, huh."" *sighs* I only got 16 hours of sleep last night."