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Joke of the Day
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"
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"I wish I was a pepper So I could be jalapeno business"
"There's no such thing as automatic doors... ... Only polite ninjas."
"HIM: isn't wintertime just so romantic ME (smiles & my lips crack open & blood starts pouring down my chin): oh definitely"
"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."
"Food bank Im that poor i cant even get help from the food bank, they said I'm 2 tins of Tomatoes and a banana overdrawn."
"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"I have decided to write all my jokes in capitals from now on. This one was written in London."