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Joke of the Day
"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"
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"My first original joke. What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?? It fro's up."
"My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl. I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'"
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"
"I have sexdaily I mean, I have dyslexia"
"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how i feel about that."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
"It's like taking candy from a baby - A GOOD IDEA IF YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY TO LOSE ITS FEET TO DIABETES BEFORE IT TURNS ONE."
"Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!"
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""