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Joke of the Day

"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"

"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."

"[at a wedding] *bridesmaids walk to stage* 5 year old: Does he get to pick?"

"martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her. in fact it is the opposite emotion"

"Today there was a sale at the Maul Everything was half off"

"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."

"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"

"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."

"Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope? He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope."

"It's a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do."