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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."

"I'm the Nokia phone in a room full of iphones"

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."

"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."

"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a bastard."