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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !"
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"Why do the Japs like Sony? Because they made the Playstasian"
"What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign? British sign says "" Maximum 6 People/500kg"" Ethiopian sign says ""Maximum 500 People/6kg"""
"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."
"I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA"
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"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."
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"What's the difference between O and Q? One had to P."
"My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window."