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Joke of the Day
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science"
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"Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs."
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"Q: What's yellow and 1454 feet tall? A: The Empire State Banana."
"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."
"I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes. It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you."
"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"
"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"