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Joke of the Day

"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"""

"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."

"I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken... I guess you could say it was (_) ( _)>- (_) Sage advice."

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew sits at the back of the oven."

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."

"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."

"What do you call a postmodernist ravioli? An intellectual impasta'."

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"

"WHY IS THAT COTTON CANDY TALKING?! ""Grandma, that's Niki Minaj."""