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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."

"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."

"My kid told me an ""old dead girl"" lives in her room and whispers to her at night. I hope they get along cuz I'm never going in there again."

"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."

"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"

"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."

"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"

"*reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter from last night knocks on window* ""how's everything tasting folks"""

"What do you call fake German currency? Question marks"

"Every time the media has to report on Trump they should misspell his name and call him Mr. Turnip until he loses his mind completely"