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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed."

"Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears He got Triggered."

"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."

"A group of boulders joins Facebook... ...hikers and mountain climbers stay inside on Mondays and Wednesdays."

"how do you start a rave in africa glue a piece of bread to the roof"

"What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in, really."

"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"

"Started my new job yesterday, and have to go back in today already. THIS IS BULLSHIT."

"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."

"Driving around Boston is like reading Choose your own Adventure... There are countless different paths to take, with most leading to failure or death, and only a few leading to success."