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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !"

"Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!"

"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"

"Don't exercise so you can live longer. Exercise so when you're about to die you can think, ""at least I don't have to exercise anymore""."

"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"

"I don't want you to feel like you can't express yourself, but I do want you to stop talking."

"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."

"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"

"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."