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Joke of the Day

"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."

"How often do I tell jokes about the elements ...periodically"

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to."

"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"

"I can prove global warming is real. The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already."

"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"

"Anne Hathaway always looks like she's unwrapping a gift but she already knows what it is"

"My penis is so big... ...if I laid it out on my computer keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z."