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Joke of the Day
"You can lead a horse to waterbed, but you can't make it snuggle."
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"Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one."
"""I love u"" ""Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"" ""Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"""
"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet."
"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."
"What is the most offensive joke you know? I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst?"
"What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear? None, they go commando."
"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"
"Knock Knock * Knock Knock * Who's there? * I say to mart * I say to mart who? * I say tomato, let's call the whole thing off"
"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."