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Joke of the Day
"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"
"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."
"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""
"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"
"My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says ""declined"" whenever you use it."
"I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head."
"What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator? A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)"
"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."
"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."