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Joke of the Day

"The Boston Bruins had a good chance of beating the Leafs... ...but they totally bombed it."

"son, you don't need to close your eyes, it's just a movie. the killer from the movie can still get you even if you're not watching it"

"How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny."

"I only remember the punchline: ""Follow the yellow-dicked toad!"" Anyone know the joke?"

"I'm making a bucket list, Some of the girls on my friends list are on it"

"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."

"When Edison got the idea for the lightbulb, an oil lamp appeared over his head."

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"

"Bob unknowingly sat on a chainsaw. ;"