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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."
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"Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!"
"I met a cute deaf girl at a bar the other day... ... that bitch still hasn't returned any of my calls."
"A man asks a Canadian woman if she'd like to have sex... ...""Only if you plan to have some yourself."" Ah, Canada. America's [polite] hat."
"What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with the Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand."
"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."
"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."
"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"
"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"