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Joke of the Day

"What does a five year old and a penis have in common? If it doesn't come when you tell it to, then just beat it harder. (I am so sorry)"

"I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"

"The only thing sadder than doing nothing with our lives, is spending our time watching others do the same. #RealityTV"

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""

"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."

"Definition of Rap Songs: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

"What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken."

"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"