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Joke of the Day

"Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it? E1: Lol, ""amusement park."""

"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""

"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."

"""I find pleasure in the little things""... ...Said the pedofile to the court."

"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."

"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."

"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."

"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."

"Why do artists never win when they play football ? They keep drawing !"

"Ugh my boyfriend's all ""Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos"" and ""Stop snap-chatting my Mom"" and ""Stop calling me your boyfriend"""