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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"

"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"If Captain America's shield is vibranium, then... Hawkeye's shield is Quicksilver"

"Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."

"What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!"

"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"

"why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."

"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."