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Joke of the Day
"Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon."
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"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."
"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."
"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"
"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""
"White people are only thinking about one of 5 things at any given moment: 1. skiing 2. sadness 3. edamame 4. revenge 5. Greek yogurt."
"If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor. Or masturbate. Either one works"
"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."
"Sometimes I just like to surprise my liver and drink water."
"*hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N."