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Joke of the Day
"If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor. Or masturbate. Either one works"
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"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("
"(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"
"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""
"YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!"
"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."
"What do you call a group of elephants? A pack o'derms"
"BOSS: why are you so late? ME: i definitely wasnt up until 4am watching Hey Arnold ha-ha BOSS: well i was and i got here on time"
"I'm a 40 yr old man sitting at a Cafe with my eyes closed, squirting packets of mayo from under the table at the window as people walk by."