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Joke of the Day
"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."
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"[Barber gets out a small mirror to show an owl the back of its head] Owl: No I got it *rotates* Owl: Wait where'd it- *rotates* Owl: Ok help"
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"Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself."