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Joke of the Day
"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"
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"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"
"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."
"*throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*"
"According to the Bible, what's Noah's favorite fruit? Pears."
"What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !"
"If you're attacking a paraplegic convention... Are you harming unarmed citizens?"
"So I was watching Fox News the other day"
"If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look."
"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"