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Joke of the Day
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about that guy that broke his left arm and left leg? I heard he's all right now."
"What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter? Cottontales"
"Not that I hate you.. But I'll unplug your life support to charge my phone"
"Where was Jar Jar Binks in the new Star Wars movie? Answer: Who gives a fuck?"
"If you woke up naked in the woods with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone? No?.. Wanna go camping?"
"A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room."
"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""
"Waiter what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !"
"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."