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Joke of the Day

"The toilet bowl was stolen from the local police precinct last night. The cops have nothing to go on."

"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"

"A plant goes to a university. It is a STEM major."

"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer in the comments."

"How was 9/11 an inside job? If the planes came from the outside."

"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."

"Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."

"How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !"

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."