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Joke of the Day
"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
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"[cop car] Buzzfeed Guy: It's okay I work for Buzzfeed Cop: You robbed 10 banks Buzzfeed Guy: You wouldn't believe how much I got from #6!"
"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"
"""Ok, so you love kids and a clean house? Really, you don't drink but you like to drive?"" Me, interviewing the perfect sister wife"
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."
"Knock knock!!!1!1 Who's there? U fuk U fuk who? Ur mum"
"What's black and white and red all over? Schindler's List"
"What came first? The chicken, the egg or millions of years of evolution that are ignored by a stupid fucking idiom."