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Joke of the Day

"What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!"

"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."

"4 types of orgasms [video] [I think the video form is much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLckTJTwRYk). It's SFW btw."

"My friend went to the doctor... because he woke up and his penis was orange. The doctor took one look at it and said,""John you've been watching porn and eating cheetos again haven't you?"""

"What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead"

"The worst thing about being bitten by a poisonous spider is... You're probably Australian"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"