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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"

"Polygamy vs. Monogamy Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives. Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives."

"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."

"Black humour is like children with cancer.. ..it never gets old"

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"I'm weird but not ""sit around the house with my shirt tucked in even though I've got no plans to leave"" weird. That stuff's 4 serial killers."

"What's the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian."

"I just got kicked out of my local Laser Tag and the police were called. Apparently stabbing somebody to save ammo is not allowed."

"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"

"A man's sex life is like an oak tree You spend the first part of your life growing up and not doing much. Then later you nut almost constantly for a short period of time, right up until you go bald"