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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"I'm so old I remember when teens getting pregnant meant ""PANIC!"" not ""Congratulations, you get your own MTV show!"""

"I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio."

"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"

"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."

"Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches."

"A dad sits down with his son for a talk Dad says to his son, ""Hey, if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" Son says, ""Dad I'm over here..."""

"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."

"There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called ""put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"""

"4 different views of a tunnel PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."