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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the feminist picnic work out? because they all refused to make sandwiches."

"Do you know the time ? No we haven't met yet !"

"Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming."

"An officer pulled me over for driving erratically, but it was because some bees had gotten into my car. He must have thought I was buzzed."

"[First date] ""Ok. Don't let her know you're just 40 squirrels in human clothes"" ""You said that out loud"""

"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."

"ATTENTION: We will be performing live power tool identification exercises today. This is not a drill."

"America is in the labor room right now... Within 24 hours we will know if it's a boy or a girl."

"My friend told me that sperm bank pays you $60 per shot Boy, do I have an expensive sock under my bed!!"

"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."