201712
Joke of the Day
"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."
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"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."
"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."
"A repost walks into a bar... ....Nah, nevermind. You've probably heard it before."
"What do you call a politician with premature ejaculation? A one-pump Trump"
"All my tweets are based on true events that happened in my head."
"Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night."
"What do you call a guy with a shovel? Doug"