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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."
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"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."
"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"
"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""
"""You said send nudes? I thought you said send nukes"" And that, ladies and gentleman, is the real reason Clinton shall never be president."
"So Curtis Jackson filed for class 11 bankruptcy. Turns out he's only worth 50 Cent."
"Jesus goes to a palm reader And she nailed it! Saw Gallagher last weekend and this had me in tears."
"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"
"I went to the psychiatrist today I told him that I have started hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."
"Snake: eat that apple Adam:nah S:u scared A:no S:lol u scared A: *eats apple* S: whoa I didnt thnk u would do it lol sick now eat that poop"