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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year? About tennish."
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"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""
"Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected... contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising."
"According to my neighbor's rooster, it's 5am now. Also according to my neighbor's rooster, we're having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow."
"A woman at my gym has a jellyfish tattoo on her arm. So I peed on her"
"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."
"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"
"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."
"Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though."
"My friends always told me I couldn't say my S's right. I never noticed it until I heard a recording of myself talk. Suddenly, it all made shensh after that."