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Joke of the Day

"I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio."

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""

"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"

"A new study has found that women with larger butts live longer than men who mention it."

"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."

"What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars!"

"Why are people so surprised that Joe Biden acts like such a poonhound? It's in his job description. After all, he *is* the Vice President."

"A Muslim walks into a bar An allahu ak-bar."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"