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Joke of the Day

"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."

"Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts? He was against separating the whites from the coloreds."

"What's the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts"

"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."

"Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke. If you let her have more she might suck it too."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a painting..."

"What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship? He turns off his Xbox."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him."

"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."