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Joke of the Day

"A dad sits down with his son for a talk Dad says to his son, ""Hey, if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" Son says, ""Dad I'm over here..."""

"Australians don't have sex... They mate"

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"

"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."

"Have you seen the new interview of John Cena? Yeah me neither.........."

"There are two cow's are in the field and the cow said moo and the different cows said that's what I was going to say!!!!! Because they are cows"

"A Jehovah's witness knocks on a Mexican's door. The Jehovah's Witness asks, would you like to know Jesus? The Mexican said, I already do. He's next door."

"How do you feel when you don't have coffee? Depresso."

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"